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Think about it – how did YOU learn the alphabet? By singing it. If you make it through to the end two or three times I guarantee you you’ll have the descending-thirds melody stuck in your head. The payoff is at 0:39 when you finally hear them sing “Rooski Alfabeet.”
It put a smile on my face, anyway. 
If you feel like that’s a little too weak for you though, you can always rock out with this guy:
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Hmmm… I’m not sure we have an alphabet song like you do in English))